hangin wit ma hommies
doing my hair
just busy call my cell
out with my boo be back later
just call the cell
If you are reading this,
I am dead... Just
kidding, I'm sleeping.
But people do die in
their sleep. Pleasant
dreams!
having supper with me
rents
Making my bladder flatter.
I am not here I'm on the potty,
but don't leave if you're a
hotty.
Eating... because fat
kids are harder to
kidnap.
If Your Wondering
Where I Went.
I Left
The people who live in my stomach demand food...be back once they're satisfied.
The average person spends two years of their life kissing. I'm out trying to be better than average.
The ice cream man is just around the corner. I have to catch him
I have the body of a God...unfortunatly its Buddha...working out leave a message!
Breaking in my credit card
I f***ing dance danced all night with Fall Out Boy
A wise man once said "I don't know, go ask a woman!" brb
I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs
I'm busy doing something very dirty... my laundry.
I am spinning in my computer chair.
out buying more lipgloss
Waiting for you to sign off so that I can come back and not have to talk to you.
Im On The Phone So Shut Up!
I am on the phone with your mom and were having some major hot phone sex. Pick up your phone and join in.
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- makes me want to do drugs.
I am currently at school taking large amounts of acid with my teacher.
Away